(Source: hyper-market)
“Good morning Ms. Wright. Yes, on your knees please. Uuuuuuuuuuhhhh, there you go. This morning I have the board meeting at 11, I need you to run 20 copies of the north east sales report for me before then. I have a client meeting me here after lunch, I’ll need you to hold all calls until 2PM. Nnnnnnnggggg…just like that. I-I nee-need you to book a flight for me to Houston on Friday… fuuuuuuuuck….oh fuckkkk…and I need you to compile the expense repor….OH YEAH JUST LIKE THAT RIGHT THERE YOU DIRTY FUCKING COCKSUCKER OH FUCK! FUCK! UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Good girl, I’ll be in my office.”
All. Of. This.




